I thought it would be interesting to see what MY children would say in response to those “Why God made Mums” questions.

So, I interviewed them (separately), and here’s the result …

WHY GOD MADE ME

Answers given by my delightful children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
Ethan: So they could have babies.
Tyler: So there can be enough babies.

How did God make mothers?
Ethan: He got some stone, and put skin over it? With eyes drawn on?
Tyler: Um …I don’t know.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
Ethan: Skin, blood … eyes, nose and a mouth. Oh, and ears.
Tyler: Love.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?
Ethan: Because he thought that we would be a good pair.
Tyler: Because this Mum’s special.

What kind of little girl was your Mum?
Ethan: Cheeky! And you didn’t eat your potatoes!
Tyler: Hannah.

What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him?
Ethan: About what he does and stuff.
Tyler: That they were going to be married.

Why did your Mum marry your Dad?
Ethan: Because she thought he was good at building. And she thought he was cute.
Tyler: Because they loved each other.

Who’s the boss at your house?
Ethan: Daddy.
Tyler: Daddy.

What’s the difference between Mums & Dads?
Ethan: Dads are stronger.
Tyler: A Daddy is bigger than a Mum.

What does your Mum do in her spare time?
Ethan: Play with us.
Tyler: Work on the computer.

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?
Ethan: Give her more strength, and be able to hear better.
Tyler: Um …

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
Ethan: To never growl at us.
Tyler: No more “kissing hand” when we say goodbye, only a high-five.

Don’t you just LOVE their answers to Q4? My heart melts!